So I’m browsing through a couple of sites, and I come across some shit that had me cracking up! Because I absolutely love porn, I’ve seen a LOT of cock in my life and I can tell what’s real and what isn’t. I won’t even link to the assholes who are trying to fool the public, so I’ll explain to you what it is I saw. Basically, this bitch is getting “fucked” by a fake ass dick. Yes, a fake, fraudulent, plastic dick–attached to a man! These are NOT dildo’s. These are FAKE MONSTER COCKS being passed off as the “real thing”. You can fuckin tell this shit aint real. They even carved a tiny hole where all the cum is supposed to run out. The shit is comedy. The guy in this scene is holding his “fake monster cock” because I guess if he doesn’t it’ll fall the fuck off, and he’s banging out this girl with this rediculously huge play-dick. I love love love big dick porn, it’s one of my favorite niche’s. There’s something so sexy about a tiny hole getting punished by a big juicy dick. Yummy. Maybe it’s my slight S&M nature. But this shit here takes the fucking cake. I have provided you all with photos from this corny ass website. The last picture is pretty much the icing on the dumbass cake. This dudes dick is literally blacker than a turned off tv. All of my years, I have never seen a real dick THAT damn black. Not even from the dudes in Africa. So why exactly is this dudes dick burnt the fuck up like he stuck it in a easy bake oven? LMAO!!! This shit is soooo funny, good lord!
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