So I’m browsing through a couple of sites, and I come across some shit that had me cracking up! Because I absolutely love porn, I’ve seen a LOT of cock in my life and I can tell what’s real and what isn’t. I won’t even link to the assholes who are trying to fool the public, so I’ll explain to you what it is I saw. Basically, this bitch is getting “fucked” by a fake ass dick. Yes, a fake, fraudulent, plastic dick–attached to a man! These are NOT dildo’s. These are FAKE MONSTER COCKS being passed off as the “real thing”. You can fuckin tell this shit aint real. They even carved a tiny hole where all the cum is supposed to run out. The shit is comedy. The guy in this scene is holding his “fake monster cock” because I guess if he doesn’t it’ll fall the fuck off, and he’s banging out this girl with this rediculously huge play-dick. I love love love big dick porn, it’s one of my favorite niche’s. There’s something so sexy about a tiny hole getting punished by a big juicy dick. Yummy. Maybe it’s my slight S&M nature. But this shit here takes the fucking cake. I have provided you all with photos from this corny ass website. The last picture is pretty much the icing on the dumbass cake. This dudes dick is literally blacker than a turned off tv. All of my years, I have never seen a real dick THAT damn black. Not even from the dudes in Africa. So why exactly is this dudes dick burnt the fuck up like he stuck it in a easy bake oven? LMAO!!! This shit is soooo funny, good lord!
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I’ve always wondered how does someone “prepare” themselves for vigorous anal activity. Vanessa Blue told me that she sleeps with a glass butt plug in her ass so she can be ready for it, but does the average woman do that? I can get my finger and a few of my toys in my ass with no problem and no need for lube. But I have yet to get fucked in my ass like these chicks I just posted. I’m jealous.
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I absolutely LOVE Flower Tucci. She’s one of my favorite performers. I asked myself why I love this bitch so much, and I’ve come to realize that I enjoy porn more when I know the girl is loving it. I’ve seen so many flicks where the bitch is laying there barely responding, looking really uncomfortable…it’s like, “Damn bitch, tickle his balls, do something!”. Flower Tucci is such a nasty bitch and I love it. She’s one of the squirting queens too. I found this download with this infamous scene with her and a few of her freaky friends such as Candace Von (who I know, btw), Trina Michaels and Luscious Lopez. They fuck these big dick dudes on top of some mountain in LA. I think I know where this shit was filmed too. My boyfriend lives in Porn Valley, and he deals with these hookers on a daily basis, so I kinda know some of them (and they’re really sweet girls, I’ll be honest), and this “location” this flick was shot at looks VERY familiar to me. This video is so hot though. It’s such a slutty display of “Not Giving A Fuck” and having sex outdoors in public where anyone with a cat eye can see you. I love fucking outdoors, it’s a huge adrenaline rush. The last time I did it, things got a lil itchy on the grass LOL! I recommend fucking on a blanket, so please don’t be anxious like me and end up with bites on your booty. Make sure you check out the scene, it’s very sexy and it succeeded in getting me very wet and wanting to fuck. That is the point after all isn’t it?
On another note, I’m noticing a lot of “ghetto booty white girls“. Check out big booty Alexis Texas get fucked poolside…is it true she refuses to fuck black guys? Hmmmmmm…might have to investigate that. Here’s a video of another big booty white girl, Druuna. I personally believe she gets this shit injected. You can even see the even ass injection scars under her ass cheeks. I REFUSE to believe a girl with an ass like this can have such TERRIBLE titties. Jesus Christ, her tits look like chewed up ziploc bags. Not a good look…
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